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Unpretentiousil

Although being a hipster is the absolute greatest thing you could ever aspire to be, I understand that it isn’t for everyone.

A blasphemously anti-hipster campaign has brought the public’s attention to a new medication called Unpretentiousil. I do not recommend getting a prescription for this unless you are totally and completely confident about abandoning hipsterism, and becoming a blind sheep in the world of the mainstream media.

Nevertheless, watch the video, and ask your (holistic) doctor if Unpretentiousil is right for you.

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